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Schwarzwolf Pillaging Tip #1.
When sent bounding into rivers or other bodies of water to fetch a body, make sure you have a tight grip on the deceased with your jaws. If you don’t, they’re likely to go flying back into the water as you shimmy yourself dry.
The Diary of an Drunken Viking and his Unruly Horde 